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اس ام اس (sms) ها و پي ام (pm) هاي خنده دار و جالبي رو كه دوستان براتون مي فرستن رو اينجا بذارين 
تازه امروز اولین روز از باقیمونده عمرته... کی میره این همه راه رو!
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matne nameye ahmadijavad: Besme taala, heloo booosh, my name is mr ahmadinejad, i'm Iranian, i'm 40khoordei years old,i like Ghoran i am karate and very bruclee! my joorab is dirty and danjeres! i am interested in hooloo kast va enerjiehastei haghe mosalam mast va kashk, abgoosht ... with help of god, we can, we have this power, we have god and imam of time! and bimeie Abolfazl and rezazadeh, so i say to you if you don't listen to me you become soosk )
تازه امروز اولین روز از باقیمونده عمرته... کی میره این همه راه رو!
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yeki bood yeki nabood....vaghti in yeki bood oon yeki nabood vaghti oonyeki bood in yeki nabood ... kholase ma ham nafahmidim ke ki boodo ki nabood amma fahmidim ke hichvaght oon yeki ba in yeki nabood
تازه امروز اولین روز از باقیمونده عمرته... کی میره این همه راه رو!
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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor
lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know. ....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And my personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in
your
heart......Then you are just an old sour fart.
تازه امروز اولین روز از باقیمونده عمرته... کی میره این همه راه رو!
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خبرگزاري ايسنا اعلام كرد:
بهشت از زير پاي مادران به روي شانه پدران رفت.
اين جابجايي زمانيكه پاي مادران روي شانه پدران بود اتفاق افتاد!
تازه امروز اولین روز از باقیمونده عمرته... کی میره این همه راه رو!
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قديميا: قمار و عرق و خانم بازي
امروزيا: اكس و سكس و دختر بازي
ما هم كه: چيپس و پفك و sms بازي
تازه امروز اولین روز از باقیمونده عمرته... کی میره این همه راه رو!
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اي كاش گل آفتابگرداني بودم تا با نور وجودت جوانه ميزدم و با گرماي عشقت رشد ميكردم تا تو تخمم را بخوري!
تازه امروز اولین روز از باقیمونده عمرته... کی میره این همه راه رو!
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ایول سیاوش
به خدا جای یه همچین تاپيکی خالی بود گل کاشتی حقا که مدیری
روزگاریست که من در غم تنهایی خود غوطه ورم...===»»»***دنبالم نیا اسیر میشی***
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vahede markazie khabar:
raiise enteghale koone ghazvin elam kard:
be zoodi banke koone ghazvin ba zarfiate 10000 koon rah andazi mishavad... vey dar javabe in soal ke in hame koon ra az koja mi avarad goft:
hamin kooni ke alan darad in sms ra mikhanad baghie koon ha ra khabar mikonad!
I may not be the best or the brightest. But one thing I can do better than anyone else... that is to be me
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tebghe jadid tarin tahghighate elmi sabet shode ast afrade***ni baraye khandane sms az shaste khod estefade mikonand!!
na dige kheyli dir shode say nakon angoshteto avaz koni!!!
I may not be the best or the brightest. But one thing I can do better than anyone else... that is to be me
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